I bleached my hair

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, July 30, 2019
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    To bleach or not to bleach, that is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The yellows and whites of outrageous blondness,
    Or to take a comb against a head of hair
    And by opposing end them. To bleach—to dye,
    No more; and by a bleach to say we end
    The brunette and the thousand follicles
    That hair is heir to: 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be styled. To dye, to bleach ;
    To bleach, perchance to tone—ay, there's the rub:
    For in that bleach of death what breakage may come,
    When we have washed off this conditioner,
    Must give us pause—there's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long hair.
    For who would bear the whips and burns of peroxide,
    Th'hairdresser's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
    The burns of applied bleach, the toner's delay,
    The insolence of box dye, and the spurns
    That patient merit of th'blondness takes,
    When he himself might his mane of hair make
    With a 30 volume developer?

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  • Sebastian Cabezas

    Sebastian Cabezas

     2 months ago +75999

    Estupida

  • Иванка Сергеева

    Иванка Сергеева

     2 hours ago

    У меня у одной название на русском?

  • silvana demaj

    silvana demaj

     4 hours ago

    "I look fabulous"
    gags

  • MadiK

    MadiK

     9 hours ago

    1:06
    VSCO Girl's
    Hair Masksksksksk

  • DeliaJay

    DeliaJay

     14 hours ago

    holosexuality is real

  • Yumi Wa

    Yumi Wa

     yesterday

    nobody:
    Joana=I AM BLOOooOoONnDEEEE

  • L V

    L V

     yesterday

    .... you realy gonna have that for dinner? That looks awful.

  • {•Møchi-Chu•} -w-

    {•Møchi-Chu•} -w-

     yesterday +1

    This is how you M-U-R-D-E-R your hair :)

  • charity hall

    charity hall

     yesterday

    who else wants to be her friend so bad😂

  • Lucia M

    Lucia M

     yesterday

    I love that she has a sticker in the front camera of her notebook that says " The FBI is always warching" 😂

  • mariam bts

    mariam bts

     2 days ago

    your mom so cute

  • Wiksa xx

    Wiksa xx

     2 days ago +1

    Sun

  • Isabela Soares

    Isabela Soares

     4 days ago

    Descolorei

  • mona

    mona

     4 days ago

    Niye bu kiz gerizekali gibi davraniyo

  • Brandy M Coogle

    Brandy M Coogle

     4 days ago

    I laughed the whole time. You are hilarious. Very funny "dude" you are lol
    You look great with blonde!

  • Heidi Molina

    Heidi Molina

     5 days ago

    " i wanne be more white" hmmmm lmao

  • pi mi musical

    pi mi musical

     5 days ago

    Oi gringa você consegue entender o meu comentário?

  • Be Tina

    Be Tina

     5 days ago

    hi , just to help you, the world isn't "desclorei" it is " descolori"

  • Rayan Fadel

    Rayan Fadel

     6 days ago

    Omg there is 2 Joana Ceddia's...
    She has been cloned.

  • Angel Grijalva cuevas

    Angel Grijalva cuevas

     7 days ago

    me:OHNO SHE DOOENT HAVE GLASSES ONNNN